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No more writing in third person. Sometimes I start and I can't stop. Anyways, I set off for the Middle East and as it so happens I met a lovely babe of an Israeli soldier who served as a fabulous 2 week fling. He was cute, looked great in a uniform (which really isn't my thing), and was all about nightly one v. one soccer games (not a metaphor--we seriously played soccer a lot). He did, however, have an Israeli gf who like all Israelis served in the military and knows how to shoot an AK47, so I think my departure was a must. I do feel like a horrible person for being a first time accomplice to cheating, but it takes two to tango....and i'm never going to see him again.Eek!
After getting back from vacation, I met several guys at several bars, but none have really been anything worth writing about, so I will give them "you aren't awesome enough for a paragraph" bullets:
- Cute phoenix boy--met at a bar, he was in town visiting, we went out once after that and he turned out to be really weird---may not live in phoenix? may be nuts and only calls after 3am, but not for a booty call...I just ignore him but have a feeling i havent seen the last of him....
- Friend of Friend- I spent a night making fun of him for being sleazy, ran into him during lunch one day and found him cute and charming so I gave him the digits...let's see if he calls
- Hobbit-okay, he's not a hobbit but he is 5'7" which is waayyyy to short for me. He's nice and jewish, and drives a fabulous car, but he lives at home....I met him at a late night bar which means that thanks to beer goggles we've been out once and he texts me all the time.
- Vday Friend Date--This guy is from my second job and we went out for v-day. I think he'd be perfect for me, but I have zero interest. Blah
- Mystery Man--Met him at a bar, totally dont remember anything about him but we're going out sometime soon.
xoxo Salty